signs you spend too much time on twitter

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  • 1. walked in on the landscaper “retweeting” your wife

  • 2. even ashton kutcher thinks you tweet too much

  • 3. you stopped paying attention to this list after the first 140 caracters

  • 4. no number 4 … writer on twitter

  • 5. you sleep-tweet

  • 6. you ask yourself, “what would jesus tweet?”

  • 7. you haven’t touched your cb radio in months

  • 8. you’ve spent millions developing iphone waterproofing technology so you can tweet in the shower

  • 9. you answer the phone: “twello?”

  • 10. you miss son’s soccer game waiting for lady gaga to post what had for lunch

david letterman

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