1. walked in on the landscaper “retweeting” your wife
2. even ashton kutcher thinks you tweet too much
3. you stopped paying attention to this list after the first 140 caracters
4. no number 4 … writer on twitter
5. you sleep-tweet
6. you ask yourself, “what would jesus tweet?”
7. you haven’t touched your cb radio in months
8. you’ve spent millions developing iphone waterproofing technology so you can tweet in the shower
9. you answer the phone: “twello?”
10. you miss son’s soccer game waiting for lady gaga to post what had for lunch
Signs you spend too much time on twitter
