la stanza di Marlene

• 1. walked in on the landscaper “retweeting” your wife

• 2. even ashton kutcher thinks you tweet too much

• 3. you stopped paying attention to this list after the first 140 caracters

• 4. no number 4 … writer on twitter

• 5. you sleep-tweet

• 6. you ask yourself, “what would jesus tweet?”

• 7. you haven’t touched your cb radio in months

• 8. you’ve spent millions developing iphone waterproofing technology so you can tweet in the shower

• 9. you answer the phone: “twello?”

• 10. you miss son’s soccer game waiting for lady gaga to post what had for lunch

david letterman

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